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Eating McDonald’s is like cheating on your girlfriend. You’re usually drunk, it feels great while you’re doing it, but you regret it almost instantly.
It turns out that one of humanity’s oldest professions may be even older than we thought: In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates “paid” for sexual access to females — and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up.
Free Air Guitar. (via sepultura)

Free Air Guitar. (via sepultura)


The entrées came, as I feared they would (I was slipping into a delirious depression by this time). My wife sawed away at her pineapple chicken to little avail, while I fixated on the one flaccid spear of asparagus sitting next to what she described as a “kind of salty” pile of white rice.

Sweet Child O’ Mine (Indian Style) (via )

One of my favorite classroom tricks is to auction off a $20 bill. I explain in advance that the $20 goes to the top bidder, but the top two bidders have to pay whtatever they bid. That way, if at least two students bid at least $10, I come out ahead.