March 2011
3 posts
Online Poker’s Big Winner [longform.org] →
(via Instapaper)
The Master of Spin Boldak [longform.org] →
(via Instapaper)
February 2011
9 posts
“The integral of zee-squared dee zee,
From 1 to the cube root of 3,
Times the...”
– LimerickDB
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby)
March 2008
2 posts
February 2008
5 posts
“There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like...”
– LimerickDB
WatchWill Ferrell and Dave Grohl - Leather & Lace
“I’m not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the...”
– Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?
“When I asked the merchant in the shop about the missing clip arts library, he...”
– Color Pencils Reviewed
January 2008
20 posts
“God is love. Love is blind. Steve Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder...”
– Steven Colbert
http://qdb.us/36848
Razer: Shit..DS is coming..
TriSpear: how do you know?
Wicked_Sword: The annoying n00b f00?
Razer: He just signed onto AIM..
EnergyWave: yeah...the kid who sucks at being a sader..
Wicked_Sword: Shit shit shit
Razer: Hide!!
* Razer is now known as Razer[Away]
* DevilsGrace is now known as DevilsGrace[Out]
* Wicked_Sword is now known as WS[Away]
* TriSpear is now known as Tri[Gone]
* Hampton is now known as Hampton[bbl]
* EnergyWave is now known as EnergyWave[afk]
* _Godly_Strike_ is now known as GS[bbiab]
Razer[Away]: >.>
* DarkShadows has joined #Saders
DarkShadows: hey evry1
DarkShadows: n e 1 wanna play w/ me
DarkShadows: dam..no 1 here..
* DarkShadows has Quit(Quit: User Exited)
Razer[Away]: w00t!
WS[Away]: I kinda feel bad for him..Now...He just got ditched by an entire channel...
“Kill stealing is one of the most abhorrent and despicable crimes ever committed,...”
– Ten golden rules of online gaming
Dancing ASCII Cat →
Giant White Glove →
why to never trust pirates →
“Eating McDonald’s is like cheating on your girlfriend. You’re usually drunk, it...”
– 24 Things I’ve Learned in 24 Years (aclevercookie.com)
“It turns out that one of humanity’s oldest professions may be even older...”
– Do Monkeys Pay for Sex? - TIME
“The entrées came, as I feared they would (I was slipping into a delirious...”
– No Exit - Restaurants - The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper
“One of my favorite classroom tricks is to auction off a $20 bill. I explain in...”
– Party Tricks - By Steven E. Landsburg - Slate Magazine
November 2007
5 posts
Japanese Guys Playing Soccer With Binoculars On →
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
“In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
– HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
October 2007
3 posts
September 2007
26 posts
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