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Walrus gets crazy on Michael Jackson (via )

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim’ricks all
Look’d like haiku. He

Said with a laugh “I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two.”

I’m not suggesting that President Freeman was directly responsible for the creation of the Wolf-Beiderman comet or its Earth-bound path. That would be ridiculous. What I am saying is that under the watch of a black man that comet destroyed the entire Eastern seaboard. So, if history is any indicator, a vote for Barack Obama in 2008 is essentially a vote for the complete and total obliteration of the human race.
When I asked the merchant in the shop about the missing clip arts library, he replied “What?” in disbelief. Only after a long discussion it became clear that the kind of clip arts or photographs you can include fully depend on your mastering of the device. This could take “years,” as the clerk told me. If I had to point out a single most crucial usability issue with color pencils, it would be this.
God is love. Love is blind. Steve Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
— Steven Colbert

Puppy Vs. Robot! Epic Battle For Territorial Domination! (via )

http://qdb.us/36848

  • Razer: Shit..DS is coming..
  • TriSpear: how do you know?
  • Wicked_Sword: The annoying n00b f00?
  • Razer: He just signed onto AIM..
  • EnergyWave: yeah...the kid who sucks at being a sader..
  • Wicked_Sword: Shit shit shit
  • Razer: Hide!!
  • * Razer is now known as Razer[Away]
  • * DevilsGrace is now known as DevilsGrace[Out]
  • * Wicked_Sword is now known as WS[Away]
  • * TriSpear is now known as Tri[Gone]
  • * Hampton is now known as Hampton[bbl]
  • * EnergyWave is now known as EnergyWave[afk]
  • * _Godly_Strike_ is now known as GS[bbiab]
  • Razer[Away]: >.>
  • * DarkShadows has joined #Saders
  • DarkShadows: hey evry1
  • DarkShadows: n e 1 wanna play w/ me
  • DarkShadows: dam..no 1 here..
  • * DarkShadows has Quit(Quit: User Exited)
  • Razer[Away]: w00t!
  • WS[Away]: I kinda feel bad for him..Now...He just got ditched by an entire channel...
Kill stealing is one of the most abhorrent and despicable crimes ever committed, and is even listed in some modern Bibles as the eighth deadly sin.